Leave work at 4:47 because you cannot take being there for a single minute longer. Commute in the rain. Whine about it. Walk through apartment door. Immediately change out of work clothes and into stretchy pants. Wash dishes you’ve left rotting in the sink for nearly a week (sorry, dylan). Lay in bed reading tumblr on your phone because you’re too lazy to get out your computer. Write this post. Realize this would probably be a bulleted list if you’d written it not on your phone. Wait for Jordan to come over. Watch this week’s top chef. Eat all the things in the fridge. Play the new board games. Jailbreak your iPhone. Fall asleep whenever you feel like it. Apologize for nothing.